How much more gross would having a cold have been in the eighteen hundreds? ... Another thought is that there are lots of places on this earth right now where ...Now my only chance of ever being in Vogue is if I get photographed for an ...

Cute overload
Well, we have an update now: Eighteen of the fuzzy balls of cuteness have been given names at a special ceremony. The most popular names were Tao Tao ("playful" in Mandarin) and Huan Huan ("happiness"). ...

turtles!
Look at this -- they have eighteen different kinds of toothpaste! ... And a tube of beeswax lipbalm -- apparently now there's a generic brand of Burt's, ... it fell under the category of flirtation. Now it just makes you an asshole.

Jack Frost... And Other Idle Thoughts
It is said that the eskimos have eighteen different words for snow. ...Now I realized that is a phrase I'd not heard for a few years; I imagine it came from our ... and the stock shot up another ten dollars a share, and is now 113. ...

72 hours and eighteen candles
Since I am now eighteen I stay in work until ten. It means I receive an extra £3 a day for suffering thirty minutes of soul crushing. Tuesday 16th : 12am I am sound asleep. The final count (to the best of my memory): ...